picture this....
(sweet mexican sing sing-oh yeah like in those stupid soaps)bored to death boy approaches girl at a rowdy Kogelo vs Ingwe game-names with held, don't ask don't tell rule applies here
Boy: hello there beautiful, what's your name?
Girl: (chewing curd or gum,boy can't tell which) Nan'ya..
Boy: wow that is a nice name (trying to be nice) Nan'ya who?
Girl: Nan'ya bizniz dumb ass...
(girl punches boy in the face..blah blah..boy ends up in jail for disrupting major league game and causing a stampede)
TWO YEARS LATER..
boy is out after two years in max security correctional center and, better believe it..its another much anticipated Kogelo vs Ingwe fixture. The guy needs a little treat for himself so he buys a ticket at the stands.it is the last one. Pretty girl with stupid smile at the gate approaches happy boy
Girl: hello handsome...could u be as kind as to give me your ticko..(trying to look sweet-fluttering her eyes and all) aki imagine i lost mine
Boy: im so sorry..but i need to go, they are about to close the gate and i..
Girl: im begging you sir..aki woiye pleaaase!(she kneels down clutching his trousers and cries like a big baby)
(boy freaks out and pushes her away)
The lady rolls over and screams like crazy..everything stops and all eyes-burning with fury- turn to the perplexed dude..tereng tereng!!
The dude is lynched by angry mob for 'allegedly' assaulting a lady at a respectful Kogelo match. President thanks the fans on national television for their show of solidarity against rowdy football fans.
THE END....
Oh, before i forget, no characters in this work of fiction whatsoever under no circumstances are to be alluded to the writer or his imaginary friend.
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